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Firetruck Fiasco

$20.00

Add A Scoop Of

Add a generous scoop of confetti to maximize the mess and multiply the mischief. Annoyance levels: Guaranteed.

Seal the Deal with a Note

Include a custom message to make your mischief personal. Sweet, snarky, or downright devious—your words, their reaction.

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Our Premium Perfection

Crafted with precision and just the right amount of cheek, our dicks are 3D printed using high-quality, eco-friendly, plant-based PLA. They’re durable, lightweight, and a sustainable way to deliver unforgettable mischief. Every piece is designed for maximum hilarity and zero guilt—because chaos can be kind to the planet too.

Things You Shouldn’t Do With These:

At Bag of Dicks, we’re all about having fun, but let’s set a few ground rules:

    • No Eating: These aren’t snacks, no matter how tempting.
    • No “Creative” Uses: They’re for laughs, not for… exploration.
    • No Microwaving or Melting: They’re not made for heat, just for heat-of-the-moment pranks.
    • No Bizarre Defense Tactics: A flying dick won’t stop anyone.
    • Don’t Blame Us for the Fallout: Once sent, it’s all on you!

Let the dicks spread joy, laughter, and a little bit of chaos—safely and responsibly.

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